demonhunting:

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings: *seductive voice* extended edition.

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
― That 70’s Show - via temperare-te (via cosmicscar)
Anonymous: a wit that don't quit

Very funny Anon.

Anonymous: I take it you're a fellatio fan?

How’d you figure that?! Lol.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

commanderholly:

I KNEW IT

Anonymous: how do you make a meaningful long lasting relationship

commanderholly:

play WoW and get Del Taco together